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Canadian Sermon Types, eh?

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From the Winter 2008 issue of Leadership Magazine

The Hockey Fight:
Staggers unsteadily, swinging wildly, but lands a punch or two.

The Igloo:
Goes 'round and 'round until a final capstone is dropped in.

The Curling:
Kind of incomprehensible, but everybody seems to have a good time.

The Maple Syrup:
Boils source material down to about 1/50th its starting volume.

The Mountie:
When it's most dressed-up, it doesn't arrest anybody.

The Lacrosse:
Fast, hard-hitting, and it's hard to see the points as they're made.

The Canadian:
Overly apologetic.

The Snowmobile:
Loud and a bit obnoxious, but it takes you places you otherwise couldn't go.

The Beaver:
Dams everything in sight.

The Maple Leaf:
Has 11 points; always ends up falling to the ground.

From Neil Young, who pastors Erindale United Church in Mississauga, Ontario

HAHAHA!

Good ones, Smokey!