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General Chat => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: SmokeytheDog on February 21, 2008, 02:39:02 AM
Canadian Sermon Types, eh?
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From the Winter 2008 issue of Leadership Magazine
The Hockey Fight:
Staggers unsteadily, swinging wildly, but lands a punch or two.
The Igloo:
Goes 'round and 'round until a final capstone is dropped in.
The Curling:
Kind of incomprehensible, but everybody seems to have a good time.
The Maple Syrup:
Boils source material down to about 1/50th its starting volume.
The Mountie:
When it's most dressed-up, it doesn't arrest anybody.
The Lacrosse:
Fast, hard-hitting, and it's hard to see the points as they're made.
The Canadian:
Overly apologetic.
The Snowmobile:
Loud and a bit obnoxious, but it takes you places you otherwise couldn't go.
The Beaver:
Dams everything in sight.
The Maple Leaf:
Has 11 points; always ends up falling to the ground.
From Neil Young, who pastors Erindale United Church in Mississauga, Ontario
HAHAHA!
Good ones, Smokey!