AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW - Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead or Dying Gas Eater
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express
FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
FORD - First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Found On Russian Dump
GM - General Maintenance
Great Mistake
GMC - Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA - Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere,
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PINTO - Put in new transmission often
PONTIAC - poor old Neanderthal thinks it's a Cadillac
SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
VW - Virtually Worthless
This is great, PAT! Where do you come up with these things? :D
And Jane, I wonder about the proverb at the bottom - does that go with these cars. ("If sinners entice thee, consent thou not")
AL~ I would think so ::) We've all been warned about used car salesmen ...
Pretty sharp there, Al...pretty sharp. Having razor blades for breakfast again, are we? ;D
Good Ones Pat. I was chuckling all the way down the list!
Here's another two for FORD....
Flip Over, Read Directions
Faulty, Old Recycled Dodge
I've heard of some of these, my husband who is a trucker does this with some of the trucks that ya see on the road.
Like:
CF
Cornflake
Crushed frieght
Let's here some more, this is fun. I called my husband today while he was @ work @ read what Pat had written & he had a good laugh.
Thanks Pat!!
K4J
one for a truck thing that i've always heard around here is:
SWIFT:
Sure Wish I had a Faster Truck
That is great Sarah. We've alway's said for that one is that they're real swift, in otherwords they did something very foolish!!
K4J
BMW
Big Mormon Wagon
Ford
Fixed Over Rebuilt Dodge
KIA South Korean car
Keep Inside Autoshop
LOL Bob, those are good ones.
(The Kia is very popular here)
lol at Least my Jeep Grand Cherokee isn't there!! *tee hee*
Love n' Hugs, \o/
KristiAnn
MsGuidedAngel
Okay Sis,
Here it is:
JEEP
Just
Expect
Electrical
Problems
Just
Expect
Extra
PProblems
Just had to make UR day, Love ya anyway's sis!!
K4J