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AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW - Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window

BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead or Dying Gas Eater
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express

FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!

FORD - First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Found On Russian Dump

GM - General Maintenance
Great Mistake

GMC - Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA - Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere,
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO - Put in new transmission often

PONTIAC - poor old Neanderthal thinks it's a Cadillac

SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners

VW - Virtually Worthless

This is great, PAT!  Where do you come up with these things?   

And Jane, I wonder about the proverb at the bottom - does that go with these cars. ("If sinners entice thee, consent thou not")

AL~ I would think so    We've all been warned about used car salesmen ...

Pretty sharp there, Al...pretty sharp.  Having razor blades for breakfast again, are we?

Good Ones Pat.  I was chuckling all the way down the list!

Here's another two for FORD....
Flip Over, Read Directions
Faulty, Old Recycled Dodge

I've heard of some of these, my husband who is a trucker does this with some of the trucks that ya see on the road.

Like:

CF
Cornflake
Crushed frieght

Let's here some more, this is fun.  I called my husband today while he was @ work @ read what Pat had written & he had a good laugh. 

Thanks Pat!!

K4J

one for a truck thing that i've always heard around here is:
SWIFT:
Sure Wish I had a Faster Truck

That is great Sarah.  We've alway's said for that one is that they're real swift, in otherwords they did something very foolish!!

K4J

BMW
Big Mormon Wagon

Ford
Fixed Over Rebuilt Dodge

KIA South Korean car
Keep Inside Autoshop

LOL  Bob, those are good ones.

(The Kia is very popular here)

lol at Least my Jeep Grand Cherokee isn't there!! *tee hee*


Love n' Hugs, \o/

KristiAnn
MsGuidedAngel

Okay Sis,

Here it is:

JEEP

Just
Expect
Electrical
Problems

Just
Expect
Extra
PProblems

Just had to make UR day, Love ya anyway's sis!!

K4J