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Considering the current state of society, this seems sort of timely!!

Why God invented Menopause

With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

"May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"

"WHEN THE BABY CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN THE BABY CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until THE BABY CRIES??"

"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put my baby..."

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LOL - Oh Liz....this poor mother must have Alzheimers....LOL

HAHAHAHAHA!  Oh, dear!   How true that could be.

<karmat shakes head laughing>

LOL, I guess my niece is in more trouble then she thought.  For she has a borderline premie on her hands.  My niece hit a moose & @ the hospital cut loose with her borderline premie shortly after that fact.

K4J