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The Pilots

Started by karmat, February 03, 2005, 09:05:31 PM

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karmat

February 03, 2005, 09:05:31 PM
This was a joke on the Virtual Airline forum that nards is a member of .  I thought it was hilarious.

Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke… but none is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the end of the runway.
As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers
relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, John, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

Marilyn

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February 03, 2005, 09:26:46 PM
haha thats a good one Karmat.
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Liz

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February 07, 2005, 03:00:00 PM
That made me chuckle!
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Judy McKenna

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February 07, 2005, 05:51:30 PM
LLOL - good Karmat
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Kreative4Jesus

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February 08, 2005, 06:23:23 AM
Cutte:  LOL
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