Its a great place to be, hand grenades, torpedoes, "Two for the price of one, but only while stocks last, due to popular demand, a maximum of twelve per customer only." Shopping trolleys outside everyones favourite supermarket, people who shop here are known as Netto bashers, that just about includes everybody. There's a saying, "They've everything bar the kitchen sink." Well they were selling kitchen sinks not too long ago.
If you're a scruff,
And your house is a ghetto,
Don't get dismayed,
Do your shopping in Netto.
Or this little ditty.
Hop, hop, hop, hop along to Netto,
Shop, shop, shop, till wou drop in Netto,
There's bargains there galore,
They're stacked out to the door,
So its hop, hop, hop, hop, along to netto.
The song is to the tune of an Indian war dance.